Welcome to motherhood, where every decision you make feels like it could make or break your child's future, and everyone has an opinion on what you're doing wrong. Oh, and let's remember the star of the show: Mom Guilt.

Hey, Paulina here—aka your friendly neighborhood muthaaaaa! So, becoming a mom is like hopping on the craziest roller coaster you never even knew existed. It's all about the thrill, the spills, and, yep, the occasional chills. As a newbie on this ride, let me spill the tea (because coffee is so last year) on how to not just survive but totally rock this motherhood gig.